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Sexual Nightmares
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> YOUR SENSIBILITIES.
>
> Sexual Nightmares....
>
> NIGHTMARE #1
> After a long night of making love, the young guy
> rolled over, pulled out a
> cigarette from his jeans and searched for his
> lighter. Unable to find it, he
> asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might
> be some matches in the
> top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of
> the bedside table and
> found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a
> framed picture of another
> man. naturally, the guy began
> to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired
> nervously. "No, silly," she
> replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?"
> he asked. "No, not at
> all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who
> is he then?" demanded
> the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied,
> "That's me before the
> operation."
>
> NIGHTMARE #2
> The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so
> he was trying to think
> ofa way to rekindle it. One night he came from work,
> and found his wife
> asleep
> in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?"
> "Oh-I know." He proceeded
> to get under the covers and go down on his wife.
> Soon she began to gently
> squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes,
> her body spasmed with
> ecstasy as she climaxed.
> Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to
> brush his teeth. When
> he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife
> there shaving her legs.
> He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She
> said, "Shhhh!," pointing
> at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"
>
> NIGHTMARE #3
> One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they
> are about to kiss each
> other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts
> feeling a little horny.
> With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand
> against the wall and
> smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you give me a
> blow job?" Horrified,
> she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
> "O h come on! Who's
> gonna
> see us at this hour?" He asks grinning at her. "No,
> please. Can you imagine
> if we get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody
> around, they're all
> sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh
> please, please, I love you so
> much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just
> can't!" "Oh yes you
> can. Please?" Out of the blue, the light on the
> stairs goes on, and the
> girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair
> disheveled, and in a sleepy
> voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a
> blow job, or I can do
> it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down
> herself and do it But for
> God's sake tell him to take his hand off the
> intercom!"

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